Grinning Fool Dentstry

Thank you for calling Grinning Fool Dentistry, we’ll be with you in just a moment. But here’s a fun fact while you wait: did you know, about 5-thousand years ago, Chinese healers treated toothaches with arsenic...? Which typically killed the pain, and perhaps the patient as well. Coming to our state-of-the-art dental practice doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

You know, this time on hold could be spent flossing those pearly whites of yours. Come on, let’s be honest. You haven’t done it regularly for months, but if you start now, your hygienist may not notice at your next appointment! Go ahead… (whisper) it’ll be our little secret!

We won't be too much longer, and hey... it's worth the wait, 'cuz that cavity ain’t gonna fill itself! We’ll be with you in just a moment to book an appointment.

The fact that you’re waiting for us right now means you’re NOT putting off your dental care any longer. And for that, you get a lollipop. (SFX: CHOMP!) Aaaaand the circle is complete!! We’ll be right with you.

At Grinning Fool Dentistry, we believe in learning from the past. Which is why our dentists trained relentlessly in the dental practices of ancient Rome – where toothaches were cured by gargling with urine. It’s true!  (The "Urine" part... not the "OUR Dentists" part... that would just be gross!)


Thanks for holding. We’ll be right with you. While you have a moment, head over to slumber-lumber-lodge-dot-com and take a look at our community calendar. We have events happening every week, so just click on the dates you’ll be staying with us, and see what activities you might like to include in your plans. Do it all, or do your own thing. Either way, we’re happy to have you at Slumber Lumber Lodge.

I know you haven’t fallen asleep on us, ‘cuz the phone is not nearly as comfortable as our beds. From the deluxe king suite to the pull-out couch, every bed at Slumber Lumber Lodge includes a top-of-the-line mattress, guaranteeing you a comfortable slumber no matter where you snuggle up for the night. Keep hugging the line, we’ll be right with you.

At Slumber Lumber Lodge, every booking includes our hot continental breakfast daily, unlimited access to the gym and pool, and an open invitation for any adult to join us in the lounge for our wine-tasting social hour at 4 o’clock each afternoon. If there’s anything else we can do to make your stay more enjoyable, please don’t hesitate to let us know. We’ll be with you in just a moment.